趣文:巧用CSS文件,愚人节极客式恶搞

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愚人节到了,如果你想和那些要上网的朋友或同事开个极客式玩笑,那就来试试这个国外网友Wes Bos分享的 CSS 文件吧。 免责声明:恶搞带来的所有后果,请恶搞者自行负责。本站不承担任何责任。(*^__^*)

 一、打开浏览器的 Custom.css 文件

本文以 Chrome 为例(CSS 修改后立即生效),进入同事或朋友的电脑,按下面方式打开 Custom.css 文件

  • Mac:~/Library/Application Support/Google/Chrome/Default/User StyleSheets/Custom.css
  • Windows XP:系统盘:\Documents and Settings\用户名\Local Settings\Application Data\Google\Chrome\User Data\Default\User StyleSheets\Custom.css(其他 Windows 系统类似,在个人账号中的找“应用数据” AppData……)
  • Ubuntu (Chromium):~/.config/chromium/Default/User StyleSheets/Custom.css

 二、在 Custom.css 文件中添加相应CSS代码

  1. 网页上下颠倒

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/*
  Turn every website upside down
*/
body {
  -webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);
}

website upside down

  2. 网页旋转

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/*
  Spin every Website
*/
body {
  /*-webkit-animation: spin 5s linear infinite;*/
}

website spin

  3. 网页中所有图片上下颠倒

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/*
  Flip all images upside down
*/
img {
  /*-webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);*/
}

img upside down

  4. 网页中所有图片都自转

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/*
Spin all images
*/
img {
  /*-webkit-animation: spin 1s linear infinite;*/
}

img spin

  5. 网页倒在地上了(请用内容超过多屏的网页测试)

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/*
Make every website fall over!
*/
/*
html, body {
height: 100%;
}
html {
-webkit-perspective: 1000;
}
body {
-webkit-transform-origin: bottom center;
-webkit-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-webkit-animation: fall 1.5s ease-in;
}
*/

website fall over 2

有些网站会不起作用,往下翻网页,有种自由下落的感觉

website fall over

  上面就列举这些了,其他恶搞内容,请参见下面这段 CSS 代码

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/*
aprilFools.css
Written by Wes Bos
I assume no responsibility for angry co-workers or lost productivity
Put these CSS definitons into your co-workers Custom.css file.
They will be applied to every website they visit as well as their developer tools.
Mac: ~/Library/Application Support/Google/Chrome/Default/User StyleSheets/Custom.css
PC: C:/Users/YourUsername/AppData/Local/Google/Chrome/User Data/Default/User StyleSheets/Custom.css
Ubuntu (Chromium): ~/.config/chromium/Default/User StyleSheets/Custom.css
*/
/*
Turn every website upside down
*/
body {
  /*-webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);*/
}
/*
blur every website for a split second every 30 seconds
*/
body {
  /*-webkit-animation: blur 30s infinite;*/
}
/*
Spin every Website
*/
body {
  /*-webkit-animation: spin 5s linear infinite;*/
}
/*
Flip all images upside down
*/
img {
  /*-webkit-transform: rotate(180deg);*/
}
/*
COMIC SANS EVERYTHING
*/
body, p, body p, body div p {
  /*font-family: 'Comic Sans MS', cursive !important;*/
}
/*
Spin all images
*/
img {
  /*-webkit-animation: spin 1s linear infinite;*/
}
/*
Hide every 2nd paragraph element on a page
*/
p:nth-child(2) {
  /*display:none !important;*/
}
/*
Spin dev tools round and round
*/
#-webkit-web-inspector {
 /*-webkit-animation: spin 1s linear infinite; */
}
/*
Flip dev tools upside down
*/
#-webkit-web-inspector {
 /*-webkit-transform:rotate(180deg);*/
}
/* Hide the close button */
#-webkit-web-inspector .toolbar-item.close-left {
  /*display:none !important;*/
}
/* Make console text all blurry */
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-group-messages {
  /*text-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0,0,0,.5) !important;*/
}
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-error-level .console-message-text,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-error-level .section .header .title {
  /*text-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(255,0,0,.5) !important;*/
}
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-user-command > .console-message-text {
  /*text-shadow: 0 0 3px rgba(0,128,255,.5) !important;*/
}
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-group-messages,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-user-command > .console-message-text,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-null,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-undefined,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-debug-level .console-message-text,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-error-level .console-message-text,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-error-level .section .header .title,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-group-messages .section .header .title,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-object,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-node,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-array,
#-webkit-web-inspector .section .properties .name,
#-webkit-web-inspector .event-properties .name,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-object .name,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-number,
#-webkit-web-inspector .console-formatted-string,
#-webkit-web-inspector #console-messages a {
  /*color: transparent !important;*/
}
/* HTML PRIDE! */
html {
  /*-webkit-animation: rainbow 8s infinite;*/
}
/*
Make every website fall over!
*/
/*
html, body {
height: 100%;
}
html {
-webkit-perspective: 1000;
}
body {
-webkit-transform-origin: bottom center;
-webkit-transform: rotateX(-90deg);
-webkit-animation: fall 1.5s ease-in;
}
*/
/*
Insert a phrase every paragraph
*/
/*
p:before {
content: "YOLO ";
}
*/
/* Animations */
@-webkit-keyframes blur {
  0% { -webkit-filter: blur(0px); }
  49% { -webkit-filter: blur(0px); }
  50% { -webkit-filter: blur(1px); }
  51% { -webkit-filter: blur(0px); }
  100% { -webkit-filter: blur(0px); }
}
@-webkit-keyframes spin {
  0% { -webkit-transform: rotate(0deg); }
  100% { -webkit-transform: rotate(360deg); }
}
@-webkit-keyframes rainbow {
  100% { -webkit-filter: hue-rotate(360deg); }
}
@-webkit-keyframes fall {
  0% { -webkit-transform: none; }
  100% { -webkit-transform: rotateX(-90deg); }
}

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